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Humeroids - Amusing Groans

Could this be true?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little maths that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.



IF :
A = 1 I = 9 Q = 17 X = 24
B = 2 J = 10 R = 18 Y = 25
C = 3 K = 11 S = 19 Z = 26


D = 4 L = 12 T = 20
E = 5 M = 13 U = 21
F = 6 N = 14 V = 22
G = 7 O = 15 W = 23
H = 8 P = 16 X = 24

Then:

K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

Similarly,

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

But interestingly (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

So perhaps this is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALISE), is

B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!