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Male thoughts on Marriage

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

  • In the beginning, God created earth & rested. Then God created man & rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
  • Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
  • Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  • Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
  • Dad: That happens in every country, son.

  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
  • Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  • First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!
  • Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

  • One man's definition of marriage.
  • 'An expensive way to get your laundry done for free.'

  • Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; & then it was too late."
  • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
  • The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!"

    (Please ladies send us some equivalent Female Thoughts on Marriage)