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Just one too many

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.

She agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Alma agreed and again they made love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."

She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Paul however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and lay awake tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours of life. Again he tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.

"Honey, I now only have four hours left! Could we...?"

Alma sat up abruptly, turned to him and said; "Listen, I have to get up in the morning! You don't. Go to sleep!"