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Local directions?

Hopelessly lost, a businessman approached a local in a country village.

"Excuse me" he said, "Can you tell me the quickest way to York?"

The local scratched his head and asked "Are you walking or driving?"

"Driving" was the reply.

"Hummm", mulled the local " Well I'd say that's definitely the quickest way."