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The Basics of Marketing

Here are the basics of marketing -

You're at a party and see an attractive person across the room. You go over and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's known as Direct Marketing

You're at a party and see an attractive person across the room. You persuade a friend to over and say "Hi, my friend over there is fantastic in bed." - That's known as Advertising

You're at a party and see an attractive person across the room. You get their phone number and the next day you phone and say "Hi, we met at the party yesterday, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's known as Telephone Marketing.

You're at a party and see an attractive person across the room. You go over, get them food and drinks, pay great attention to everything they say and laugh at all their jokes. Then you say "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's known as Customer Relationship Marketing

You're at a party and see an attractive person across the room. They walk over to you and say "Hi, I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's known as Branding