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Words of Wisdom

  • It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you want to steal your neighbours newspaper or milk, that's the best time to do it.
  • The journey of 1000 miles always begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
  • Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  • No ever listens - until you make a mistake.
  • It always more impressive if others can discover your good qualities without your help.
  • If you think nobody cares - try missing a couple of loan repayments.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer.
  • If you lend someone £20.00 and never see them again - with some people it may have been worth it.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is to act as a warning to others.
  • Duct (or gaffer) tape is like 'the force'. It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.
  • Don't walk behind me, for I may not lead. Don't walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me for I may not desire company. Just **** off and leave me alone!